Ultimate Joke - Before and After Marriage!

Before marriage: 

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave? 
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me? 
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me? 
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me? 
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me? 
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

after the marriage

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BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

good ones

Our Birth is our Opening Balance
Our Death is our Closing Balance
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behavior are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award .