Thursday, 28 January 2010

Ultimate Joke - Before and After Marriage!

Before marriage: 

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave? 
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me? 
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me? 
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me? 
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me? 
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

after the marriage

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