Monday, 31 May 2010
Relationship
A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.
The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.
That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn't sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.
Moral of the story:
If you don't give your hundred percent in a relationship, you'll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent... This is applicable for any relationship like love, employer-employee relationship, friendship etc., Give your hundred percent (confidence) to everything you do and sleep.
Thursday, 24 September 2009
A fact You must know about Sardarjis
We all love Sardarji jokes. But do you know that Sikhs are one of the most hard working prosperous and diversified communities in the world.
My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.
During last vacation, my few friends went to Delhi . They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar and boys being boys, these pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to tease the old man.
But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.
At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges. The Sardar returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said,
”Son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes. I listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in bad taste. Still, I don’t mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world. But I have one request. I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this or any other city.’
My friend continued, ’ That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn’t find a single Sardar begging anywhere.’
The secret behind their universal success, is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A Sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, put a fruit juice stall, take up small time carpentry,………… but he will never beg on the streets.
Isn’t this very thought provoking ???????
Wednesday, 19 August 2009
Reflections: You must know.
How to determine if a mirror are 2 way or not (Not a Joke) Not to scare you, but to make sure that you are aware. This was brought from a website.
Many of the hotels, textile malls etc., cheat the customers this way . When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc, how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e.,they can see you, but you can't see them ?
There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at ?
Conduct this Simple Test:
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR ! (there is someone seeing you from the other side). So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test". It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do. This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a 2-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms.
Ladies: Share this with your friends.
Men: Share this with your Sisters, wives, daughters, friends, colleagues etc.
Teachers: Share this with your students.
Monday, 17 August 2009
Your / CEO / Boss/ Head / Master 's attitude ?
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when she found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in her hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive.
She turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
Monday, 27 July 2009
Maths Tricks
This seems to be an anomaly or whatever u call in mathematics.
See this illustration:
-6 = -6
9-15 = 4-10
adding 25/4 to both sides:
9-15+(25/4) = 4-10+(25/4 )
Changing the order 9+(25/4)-15 = 4+(25/4)-10
(this is just like : a square + b square - two a b = (a-b)square. )
Here a = 3, b=5/2 for L.H.S and a =2, b=5/2 for R.H.S.
So it can be expressed as follows:
(3-5/2)(3-5/ 2) = (2-5/2)(2-5/ 2)
Taking positive square root on both sides:
3 - 5/2 = 2 - 5/2
3 = 2
Tuesday, 7 July 2009
For 2008-10 II Year DIET students
Further information / instruction will be followed in the third week of this month. Here after just proceed to the blog jtmadhavan.wordpress.com for the Academic Information regarding Teacher Education only. This blog is going for too much of personal. You may ignore the posts other than DTEd 2008-10.
T. Madhavan.
Monday, 15 June 2009
Math's Trick
1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first six digits of your mobile number
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2
Do you recognize the answer? :-)
Monday, 25 May 2009
Anagrams
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE
BARA THEDA
When you rearrange the letters:
ARAB DEATH
PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN
MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
Wednesday, 20 May 2009
It is the Management of our times.
On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.
He approached the young man and calmly said to him, 'How much do you earn?'
The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, 'I earn Rs. 5,000 a month, Sir. Why?'
Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed Rs. 15,000 cash and gave it to the young man and said, 'Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don't come back'.
The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.
Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, 'And that applies for everybody in this company'.
He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, 'Who's the young man that I just fired?'
To which an amazing reply came of, 'He was the courier delivery man, Sir...!'
Thursday, 30 April 2009
Rhymes Remixed
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
Tuesday, 15 January 2008
ASSIGNMENTS FOR FIRST YEAR DTEd., Sc. Edn.
Topic / Title For the Students with the Sl. Nos.
Teeth and Oral Hygiene 1, 9, 17, 25, 33, 41.
Skin diseases and remedies 2, 10, 18, 26, 34, 42.
History of the Electricity 3, 11, 19, 27, 35, 43.
Biography of an Indian Scientist 4, 12, 20, 28, 36.
Biography of a Scientist from abroad 5, 13, 21, 29, 37.
History of the Operating Systems 6, 14, 22, 30, 38.
A pamphlet describing the Immunization programme. 7, 15, 23, 31, 39.
A description of an Electrical Domestic Appliances 8, 16, 24, 32, 40.
Assignments for II Year A and B sections
Topic / Title For the Students with the sl. Nos.
Human Skeletal System 1 to 39
Human Heart 1 to 39
Nutritional disorders or diseases 1 to 39
First Aid /Safety measures for children 1 to 7
Simple Machines and applications in everyday life 8 to 15
Light Energy and its applications 16 to 23
10 Simple Projects and Experiments for Children 24 to 31
Wild life in India 32 to 39
Palaeontology 1, 4, 7, 10, 13, 16, 19
Eclipses 2, 5, 8, 11, 14, 17, 20
Earthquakes 3, 6, 9, 12, 15, 18, 21
Tsunami 22, 25, 28, 31, 34, 37,
Volcanoes 23, 26, 29, 32, 35, 38
South Indian Cattles 24, 27, 30, 33, 36, 39
{Assignments for II year D.T.Ed., ' A' Students, Tamil Medium}
Topic / Title For the Students with the Sl. Nos.
Human Skeletal System 1 to 10
Human Heart 11 to 20
Nutritional disorders or diseases 21 to 30
First Aid /Safety measures for children 31 to 40
10 Simple Projects and Experiments for Kids 41 to 50
Wild life in India 51 to 60
Fossils 1, 11, 21, 31, 41, 51.
Eclipses 2, 12, 22, 32, 42, 52.
Earthquakes 3, 13, 23, 33, 43, 53.
Tsunami 4, 14, 24, 34, 44, 54.
Volcanoes 5, 15, 25, 35, 45, 55.
South Indian Cattles 6, 16, 26, 36, 46, 56.
Pigeon ( A type study for Standard VI ) 7, 17, 27, 37, 47, 57.
Lion ( A type study for Standard VI ) 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58.
Palm tree ( A type study for Standard V ) 9, 19, 29, 39, 49, 59.
Science of Water 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60.
Kindly adhere the Schedule previously informed in the Notice Board.
Thursday, 10 January 2008
Educational Management
PART-A
I Answer all questions 20X1=20
1. Find the odd thing out:
a) Religious leave
b) Casual Leave
c) Earned leave
d) Medical leave
2. Find the odd thing out
a) Class Timetable
b) Casual leave application
c) Service book
d) Admission form
3. Find the odd pair
a) Early age Education - Nursery School
b) Education Revolution - School Reformation Meeting
c) Double teacher school - Multi class Teaching
d) Secondary school leave certificate -Directorate of School Education
4. Choose the right pair
a) SLET - Tamil Nadu Educational rules
b) Total Literacy Campaign - Lecturer Selection Text
c) Sentence Cards - Learning material
d) Leave without salary - Earned leave
5. Fill in the box
D group staff : 60 : Teacher :
6. Fill up the box
Kerala : Iuda : : Tamil Nadu
a) CHENNAI b) TIRUCHI c) PUDUKOTTAI d) TANJORE
7. Which is not a relevant one
A) PLANNING B) ORGANISATION
C) TRANSPARENT DISCUSSION D) DIRECTING AND STEERING
8. Which is not a relevant organization
A) National Advisory Board of Education B) University Grant Commission
C) HEARTH Development commission D) All India Council for Technical Education
9. Which is not related to Tamil Nadu
A) High Education Dept. B) Social Welfare Dept
C) School Education Dept. D) Dept. of Civilization and Culture
10. Fill up the blank
Higher Secondary Teacher : DSE : TTI Principal : ______________. ( PEP; DEE; DGE; DTERT)
11. Tamil Nadu Educational Rules : TPF : ________________.
a) Tamil Nadu Public welfare Fund c] Tamil Nadu Private welfare Fund
b) Teacher Provided fund d] Teacher Rights organization
12. A teacher who is going to retire may stop his GPF contribution even _________ months before.
a) 6 b) 12 c) 18 d) 20
13. No of leave days a Government servant can take by Medical Certificate
a) 270 days b) 360 days c)180 days d) 540 days
14. The year in which bills have been passed to take action on Private school teacher is
a) 1973-74 b) 1972-73 c) 1974-75 d)1971-72
15. Allowance which was not permissible during the first six months of suspension is
a) Medical Allowance b) Qty Compensatory c)House rent Allowance d) Daily Allowance
16. If a Govt. servant wants to go on Voluntary retirement he should have completed.
a) 20 yrs. b) 21 yrs. c) 30 yrs d) 31 yrs
17. The no. of daily periods for 6th to 8th stds.
a) 7 b) 8 c) 6 d) 5
18. School for deaf is
a) Private school b) Govt. School c) Special School d)Minority school
19. The Head office of NCERT is in
a) Mysore b) Chennai c) Calcutta d) Delhi
20. Making models in day and stitching are
a) Community Activities b) Craft work c) Leisure activities d) Social Activities
II. Fill in the blanks:
21. The award given by the Central Government to the teacher is _____________.
22. The first step in preparing a question paper is __________________.
23. _______________is essential for classroom management.
24. _______________ Deficiency is a barrier to management.
25. International Organization which gives a large amount of assistance to overcome problems in Primary level is_______________.
26. The person who introduce Action Research in Class room___________.
27. Schools which function without ____________ are equivalent to Houses without shed.
28. Pupils below 11 yrs may join in ________________ scout.
29. A testing method which can measure the students total achievement and learning Growth is _________.
30. The Expansion for NIE is ___________________________.
31. _________________ shape classroom helps the students to learn by discussion.
32. In Bihar __________ % of Private school function.
33. Another name for Dept of Education is ____________________.
34. Teachers should collect the data of Population census before _________every year.
35. Basic qualifications to join Opers School systems is ________.
III. Match
36. Casual leave - 17 days
37. Earned leave - 12 days
38. Maternity leave - 3 days
39. Restricted and religious leave - 22 days
40. Medical leave - 90 days
- 540 days
Lovingly, yours
T.Madhavan.
Sunday, 6 January 2008
STUDY TIME FOR lazy STUDENTS
Sincere students, ignore this.
It Is No Fault Of Student Because A Year Has Only 365 or 366 Days.
Sundays = 52 Days; Sundays Are Meant For Rest
Days Left = 313 Days
Summer Vacations = 60 Days; Weather Is Very Hot, So It Is Difficult To Study
Days Left = 253 Days
8 Hours Of Daily Sleep = 122 Days ; Sleep Is Necessary {then only they can dream}
Days Left = 131
1 Hour Daily For Play = 15 Days; Its Good For Health
Days Left = 116 Days
2 Hours Daily For Food = 30 Days; well Chewing of the Food is good habit and necessary.
Days Left = 86 Days
Examination Days In A Year = 30 Days; Giving Exams Is Necessary
Days Left = 56 Days
Winter Vocations = 25 Days; Weather Is Cold Its Difficult To Study
Days Left = 31 Days
Other Govt.Holidays = 20 Days; Working or studying in Holidays Are tiresome.
Days Left = 11 Days
Illness At least Once A Year = 8 Days; Because Of Illness Study Is Difficult
Days Left = 3 Days
Result Days = 3 Days
Going And Taking Result Is Necessary;
Days Left =0 Days
So Tell Me, Where Is The Time To Study?
Lovingly, Yours
Thulasi.Madhavan