Word of advice for all women....on men

Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in nappies.

· What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

· If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

· Never let your man’s mind wander - it’s too little to be out alone.

· Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

· Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

· Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

· Women don’t make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

· Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

· 10 Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

· If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

· The Moses wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.

· If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him cheque books.

· Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

· Sadly, all men are created equal!