Difference between You and your boss When you take a long time, you`re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he`s thorough.

When you don`t do it, you`re lazy.
When your boss doesn`t do it, he`s too busy.

When you make a mistake, you`re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he`s only human.

When doing something without being told, you`re overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that`s initiative.

When you take a stand, you`re being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he`s being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you`re being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he`s being original.

When you please your boss, you`re arse-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he`s being co-operative.

When you`re out of the office, you`re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he`s on business.

When you`re on a day off sick, you`re always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it`s because he`s overworked.

Planning

Why Planning is important?

One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.

Q.1.. Your Name......................... (2 MARKS)

Q.2. which tire burst? (98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right.....!!!

True story from IIT Bombay...Batch 1992